About megank12 : Hi. I'm Megan, and I like hockey, Mad Men, Leo Tolstoy, cats, history, and classic rock. I'm also kind of obsessed with 80s teen movies set in Chicago, and definitely obsessed with the Beatles.
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Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
by JimiHendrix / 02/28/2013 at 8:55pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by SadFace / 02/21/2013 at 8:04am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
by dormeur / 01/18/2013 at 6:39am / Animals
by makiju / 11/13/2012 at 4:23pm / Work
by Anonymous / 10/17/2012 at 6:15am / Australia / Love
by wdunn69733 / 10/11/2012 at 10:30am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by tal / 08/22/2012 at 5:57am / France / Animals
by anonymous / 07/19/2012 at 6:31pm / United States / Love
by lurna301 / 07/16/2012 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous
by hitnmiss66 / 05/27/2012 at 8:31pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
by A Henderson / 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm / United States / Work
by Teenagegirl / 03/26/2012 at 12:11am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Tony / 10/18/2011 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous