About megank12 : Hi. I'm Megan, and I like hockey, Mad Men, Leo Tolstoy, cats, history, and classic rock. I'm also kind of obsessed with 80s teen movies set in Chicago, and definitely obsessed with the Beatles.
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by Anonymous / 05/09/2013 at 12:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had my college graduation ceremony. As I was walking across the stage, some asshat, in front of over 55,000 students and staff, brazenly ran across the stage, snatched my diploma up out of the president's hand, and ran off. FML
by Uwrongfodat / 05/09/2013 at 6:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Screwed Up / 05/09/2013 at 1:30am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey. Except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy
by naps aren't what they used to be / 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm / United States / Work
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm / Thailand / Kids
by MaggotMother / 04/20/2013 at 6:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
by thanks gramps / 04/19/2013 at 3:27am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 1:14am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Aberrombie Blue / 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2013 at 5:02pm / Bulgaria (Sofiya) / Health
by twinArmageddon2 / 04/15/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I was caught whacking off by my mother. She now takes every free moment of her time to read… Today, out of curiosity, I measured the length of my penis whilst in the shower. A couple of hours… Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell…