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meganhope16
  • Town/Country : Edenton, North carolina
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 September 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 462
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:44am - misc - by americanbln - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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139 comments

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On 07/22/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by Roode (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

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121 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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344 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

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On 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm - kids - by Mommy - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, my favorite song came on and I started playing the air guitar and head banging to it. I didn't realize just how close I was to the chair next to me and went face first into the metal back. FML

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On 04/30/2011 at 3:52pm - health - by Jordan - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

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On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML

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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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194 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I was about to kiss my girlfriend right as the clock struck midnight for New Year's. She put her hand in front of my mouth, and broke up with me. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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