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meepmerp
  • Town/Country : H-Town, Texas
  • Title : Mister
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About meepmerp : I read these all the time. ITS TAKEN OVER MY LIFE

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Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49417) - you deserved it (598447)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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