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by xSusanGeex / 04/09/2016 at 7:29pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 12 and 14 year olds told me they'll be doing whatever they like from now on and there will be no rules or bedtime, otherwise they'll tell their teachers that my husband and I abuse them. Where did I go wrong? FML
by Anonymous / 04/08/2016 at 5:43pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, I noticed that both my managers completely ignored me when I told them that I'm fully booked, and can't take any more clients. Both of them scheduled additional clients. At the same. Three people from different companies will show up at my office at the same time. Yep. FML
by O / 04/03/2016 at 11:38pm / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Work
by ktpnothappening / 04/03/2016 at 12:03pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Is_This_Real / 03/30/2016 at 4:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on my first date. When we got to the restaurant he started hitting on the waitress. As soon as we sat down he took out his iPod and watched a video, then took out his phone and went on Tinder. Then about a minute before the bill came he dissapeared to the bathroom for 20 minutes. FML
by hollyglambert / 03/27/2016 at 1:21pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Liz / 03/26/2016 at 3:26pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I finally put the finishing touches on a huge project after 8 months of gruelling work. My boss had used the promise of a 5-figure bonus to motivate me. When I casually brought the bonus up later in the day, my boss just said "Gratitude's its own reward, Mike." FML
by considering murder / 03/25/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/24/2016 at 11:23am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by I hate my brother / 03/20/2016 at 2:53pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
by Jake Leiter / 03/20/2016 at 2:12pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
Today, I told my husband that when I get my birth control taken out later this year, I would like to take a break from it for a while. He just said, "Condoms are too expensive and I don't want to waste $2 every time we do it." FML
by Anonymous / 03/19/2016 at 10:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were too poor for value-pack bacon. When I got home, I found he had gone to work leaving two lights and the TV on, and that the shower was running. He said, "Turning things on and off takes too much time! Who cares about money?" FML
by bridget1989 / 03/11/2016 at 5:03am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Money
by Calluna / 03/08/2016 at 10:26am / United States (New Jersey) / Money
Today, while at a big speech and debate tournament, I corrected the judge's use of the word "podium" instead of lectern, because that's what my debate coach had told me was the correct usage. Well, she didn't take it too well and neither did my partner. Or my debate coach. FML
by Judgeisalwaysright / 03/01/2016 at 3:57am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…