About meaganxo : Hi I'm Meagan, I like cats.
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Today, despite my fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid my bladder exploding. I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there". I'm scared more now than I was before. FML
by s3xygrandpa / 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by lbg2msf / 11/06/2013 at 1:08pm / United States (Mississippi) / Animals
Today, the guy I really like asked me if I'd like to go to a hockey game this weekend. I said I'd love to go, so he said, "Then you'd best get a ticket soon before they sell out." I still don't know if I have a date or not. FML
by Anonymous / 11/06/2013 at 12:29pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Wraith / 11/06/2013 at 12:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by TheMommas / 11/06/2013 at 11:33am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by pathetic / 11/06/2013 at 8:04am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Trapped. / 11/05/2013 at 9:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Steiner / 11/05/2013 at 4:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by RidingCJ / 11/05/2013 at 1:04pm / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by roughsexgonewrong / 11/05/2013 at 1:01pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, the package I've waited for months for finally arrived. It turned out it wasn't for me, but for my sister, who bought the same thing only 2 weeks ago. When I called, the company told me they received my payment, but that there were no more of the item in stock. FML
by GDubeau24 / 11/05/2013 at 12:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Something I said? / 11/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
by regretsteachinghighschool / 11/05/2013 at 8:22am / United States (Minnesota) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis.… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…