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About meaganxo : Hi I'm Meagan, I like cats.
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Today , I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit , so I explained to him how to take care of it . When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do , he replied , "That's too complicated.. . Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
today a brd got into te looool walls of ma ouse troug a ole. I located were it was by following te crping and scratcing sounds... and drilled a ole to get it out. I pulled out te drill... only to find te drill bit bloody. Suddenly... no more crps. FML
Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML
Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML
Yesterday... mah fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away fir work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook... while still wearing mah engagement ring. fat FML
2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML
Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML
Today , I was in a public restroomhen my almost-2-year-old figurd out how to open the door an run out. Half-a-dozen stranger watchd me scramble to pull up my pants an moon everyone before running after her. FML
Friday 27 March 2015