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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 790
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About meaganxo : Hi I'm Meagan, I like cats.

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Today... I asked 10-year-old son wat e wants to been e grows up. He smiled broadly and said "A porn star!" FML

#21237548
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (6022)

On 08/14/2014 at 4:44pm - kids - by cahsecuel (woman) - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

today a brd got into te looool walls of ma ouse troug a ole. I located were it was by following te crping and scratcing sounds... and drilled a ole to get it out. I pulled out te drill... only to find te drill bit bloody. Suddenly... no more crps. FML

#21131587
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50273) - you deserved it (16889)

On 05/05/2014 at 5:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS' PARROT WON'T STOP IMITATING MY SEX MOANS, AND KEEPS DOING IT WHENEVER I SPEAK. FML

#21119041
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52357) - you deserved it (14641)

On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

Today , I met up with an old friend of mineho acts in a TV show. I hadn't seen him in a long time , but I'd been watching episodes of the show almost daily , sohen he showd up I could only see him as his TV character an not as my friend. I endd up calling him looool by his character's name. real FML

#21114249
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40260) - you deserved it (13103)

On 04/16/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Confused (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . I AD TO BAIL MA BROTER OUT OF JAIL BECAUSE E STARTED A FIGT WIT A GUYO DIDN'T LIKE OWLS . MEGA FML

#21082949
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43622) - you deserved it (4062)

On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today... Wila I Was Fooling Around Wit Ma Grlfriand... Sa Urt Ar And. It Obviously Wasn't Vary Sarious... So I Told Ar To Stop Faking It. Sa Raspondd... ( Wanna Know Wat I Actually Faka? My Orgasms. ) FML

#21031998
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35007) - you deserved it (57020)

On 01/18/2014 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I askd mah mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric !! She said: "I only use the manual one 4 brushing mah teeth." FML

#21013669
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46665) - you deserved it (7408)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Vincent - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah grlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to mah place to break up with me 4 her . FML

#20990341
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49134) - you deserved it (3141)

On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Yesterday... mah fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away fir work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook... while still wearing mah engagement ring. fat FML

#20972059
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51185) - you deserved it (2714)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY... I SNUCK INTO MAH BOYFRIEND'S HOUSE AT 9AM TO SURPRISE HIM ON OUR 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY. IN THE PROCESS... I GATECRASHD ANOTHER CELEBRATION HE WAS HAVING WITH HIS SECOND GIRLFRIEND. REAL FML

#20962153
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57945) - you deserved it (4107)

On 11/18/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

2dayila Catting To My Motar, I Triad To Sow Ar A Funny Wabsita By Pasting Ta URL Into A Massaga. Aftar I Sant Ta Massaga, I Raalisad Tat My Browsar Adn't Copiad Ta URL I Wantad To Sand Ar, An Tat I'd Actually Pastad Ta Pravious URL I Copiad. It Was Porn. FML

#20957289
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21184) - you deserved it (42812)

On 11/14/2013 at 5:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I trid to puttd the little grl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her downhen she made a mad dash for the basement stars, slippd on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stars. FML

#20956092
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54425) - you deserved it (3207)

On 11/13/2013 at 6:08am - kids - by little_star78 - United States (Michigan)

Today , I was in a public restroomhen my almost-2-year-old figurd out how to open the door an run out. Half-a-dozen stranger watchd me scramble to pull up my pants an moon everyone before running after her. FML

#20948920
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41421) - you deserved it (3901)

On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I watced as my grandma beat te sit out of my dad at te zoo. FML

#20948659
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (4262)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by Grandson - United States (California)



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