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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 August 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mdoncses : I am an all around fun girl. I am also a great listener and I love making new friends. My life now revolves around my daughter Ellie. She was born 10-7-12 and she's my world.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


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Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26115) - you deserved it (8473)

On 11/20/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by notAMrs (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend of three years, whom I recently got engaged to, asked me to take a photo of my mother's boobs while she was sleeping so that he could see what mine would look like when I got older. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (3472)

On 11/12/2012 at 8:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40912) - you deserved it (26893) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50867) - you deserved it (8651)

On 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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