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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 May 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2356
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mclauren29 : Hi, I'm Lauren.
I like my daily dosage of FML. Though I dig the comments more than anything else.
I like the regulars commenters and FMLs that aren't about cats.

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Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60843) - you deserved it (4161)

On 12/18/2012 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by daughterinlaw (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31084) - you deserved it (14260)

On 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by Rhine (woman) - Barbados (Saint Michael)

Today, my friend and I told each other about our boyfriends. They're both nice, kind, beautiful, talented, funny, sweet and smart. They also both have the same name. And house. And job. And car. FML


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On 12/08/2012 at 5:44am - love - by ouch. - Canada (Yukon Territory)

Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

Today, after nearly a year of headaches and fuzzy vision, I went to the eye doctor. It turns out I've had my contacts in the wrong eyes for a year. FML

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML


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On 11/01/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of)

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML


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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found the perfect quote to open my college essay. Then I found out that the author was one of the founders of the KKK. FML


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On 09/20/2012 at 2:10am - work - by Albert (man) - United States

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML


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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious conversation about our future. Somehow it turned into a 10-minute discussion about what time of day we usually take a crap. FML


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On 04/10/2012 at 12:41am - love - by kellie1115 - United States (West Virginia)

Today, on my way to my therapist, my father told me to lie to her and tell her that I'm happy so he doesn't have to drive me in anymore. FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML


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On 12/21/2011 at 7:07pm - work - by Tey - United States (Illinois)

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML


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On 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by lababy (woman) - United States

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