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mclauren29

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mclauren29

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  • Number of visits : 1869
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mclauren29 : Hi, I'm Lauren.
I like my daily dosage of FML. Though I dig the comments more than anything else.
I like the regulars commenters and FMLs that aren't about cats.

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mclauren29's favorite FMLs

Today, Mah Girlfriend Gave Birth To Our First Child. Our Nurse Was The Lady I Had A One Night Stand With 3 Night Ago, And Yes She Remembered Me. FML

#19584401
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13419) - you deserved it (171115)

On 05/06/2012 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by T3STI (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor!! I decided not to turn it into the manager an keep it!! Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone!! I said no an began to walk away, when her friend called her phone!! It rang!! She recognized the ringtone!! mega FML

#18086269
529 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10117) - you deserved it (185572)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was looking in tha rafrigarator for somathing to drink!! I found a jug of lamonada with a piaca of papar on it saying ( Mom's Lamonada , Don't Drink! ) I was raally thirsty , so I ignord it an drank tha whola jug!! My mom is about to hava a colonoscopy an had filld it with laxativas!! FML

#4503474
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12495) - you deserved it (135750)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, wile I was walking downtown a omeless person askd me for a dollar!! I tougt it would be funny to wave te dollar in is face an taunt im!! I guess e tougt it would be funny to stab me in te leg wit a pencil!! mega FML

#4331370
818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26350) - you deserved it (516460)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Realized That Mah Company's Calendar Is Synchronized Throughout The Whole Building!! The Entire Company Now Knows That I Made Love To Mah Wife Last Wednesday An Friday, An That I Went Out With A Girl Named Janet On Saturday!! My Wife's Name Is Julie, An She Works In The Same Building!! Mega FML

#3256249
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (167827)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I noticd I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46999) - you deserved it (125974)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waitd at the restaurant 4 an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyd his car. Then I realizd the date was 4 tomorrow. FML

#2597926
623 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10864) - you deserved it (137965)

On 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm - misc - by soljaboy (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, at a party, ma tree friends and I tougt it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike te neigbours, so decidd to trow te contents of te jug over te fence into teir garden. It it a tree and splasd back. I endd up coverd in our piss. FML

#2592984
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10995) - you deserved it (170317)

On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done wit is name on. He paid fir it. After it was done e told me it was over between us and e tougt it'd be a nice reminder of im fir me. FML

#2275729
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (281890) - you deserved it (149043)

On 05/25/2009 at 2:05pm - love - by Angelofkarma (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146295)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was pullad ovar 4 spaading. Whan tha polica officar approachad ma and askad 4 licansa and ragistration, I accidantally gava him mah faka I.D. FML

#1694446
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16718) - you deserved it (127537)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by FakeID (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277784) - you deserved it (17725)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday I was olding a lit cigarette in one and an a lollipop in te oter. Guess wic one I licked? FML

#1600117
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22155) - you deserved it (131397)

On 05/03/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by htothecr (woman) - United States (Maine)



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