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  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1996 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1584
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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mcdekree's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

#19454390
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8067) - you deserved it (31824)

On 04/12/2012 at 5:27am - love - by Jealousbitch - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

#17743700
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24198) - you deserved it (12101)

On 09/14/2011 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

#17724131
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24395) - you deserved it (6202)

On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45486) - you deserved it (12695)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41427) - you deserved it (3578)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my beloved pet chicken ran away from home. I got so distraught that my dad offered to buy me dinner. Specifically, KFC. FML

#17538600
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31406) - you deserved it (5901)

On 08/21/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by xXangelaXx - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

#17457165
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20065) - you deserved it (35200)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today, my father tricked me into eating a Tasmanian habanero, saying it was just another pepper. The burning in my mouth was unbearable, but nothing compared to when I took a shit later in the day. FML

#17450169
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34053) - you deserved it (4794)

On 08/12/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Coldsnap - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my husband, who is in the Navy, had a couple of his sailor friends over to hang out. The stereotype about their swearing is true. My two year old now won't stop saying "Fuck." FML

#17224016
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (5080)

On 07/23/2011 at 12:05am - kids - by oliveoyl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room. Apparently, there is only one serious side effect of getting your tonsils out when you're an adult, which is only seen in about 1% of patients: bleeding of the throat. It can be deadly. I'm part of that 1%. FML

#16953000
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39552) - you deserved it (2570)

On 07/02/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by blahdyblahblah33 (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I got my paycheck. I was really excited since I've been broke for the last two weeks. On my way home, I got pulled over and got a ticket for expired tags. The $90 for new tags plus $135 for the citation will leave me with enough to buy a burger. FML

#16645902
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21602) - you deserved it (28382)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:06pm - money - by fuckcops (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36649) - you deserved it (28139)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

#16403007
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40165) - you deserved it (11241)

On 05/29/2011 at 2:22pm - animals - by Brie - United States

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36608) - you deserved it (21992)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)



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