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Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28579) - you deserved it (8159)

On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, while pulling into my driveway, I slightly bumped into something. My wife. I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26070) - you deserved it (19587)

On 12/10/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by godhatesme (man) - United States

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28611) - you deserved it (2521)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23262) - you deserved it (4341)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:30am - work - by dulllife - United States (Texas)

Today, I started at my new waitressing job. Our uniforms have the name of the restaurant on the left chest pocket. My first customer asked me what the other boob was called. FML


Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31642) - you deserved it (9051)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37096) - you deserved it (8731)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8808) - you deserved it (44006)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work to my 3 year old daughter sniffing the rug in the living room. When I asked her what she was doing she said "Daddy smell this." So I went, got on my knees and bent down to smell it and she pushed my face in the dog crap smeared in the rug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33205) - you deserved it (7182)

On 10/22/2011 at 10:06pm - kids - by me - United States (Maine)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (33668) - you deserved it (5522) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I awoke to rose petals leading me to the front garden. Curious, I followed them, thinking my boyfriend planned something romantic. As I walked out the door, I was hit in the face with a paper plate full of whipped cream and sprinkles, and then locked outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33666) - you deserved it (4018)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Eet- (woman) - United Kingdom (Dorset)

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13461) - you deserved it (44632)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55864) - you deserved it (2836)

On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was expecting my period. To avoid the embarrassment of everyone in the office finding out, instead of putting tampons in my bag, I hid one in my bra. It fell out while I was coming back from lunch. I am now known to all as "The Tampon Dispenser". FML


I agree, your life sucks (14679) - you deserved it (32095)

On 09/22/2011 at 9:55am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33639) - you deserved it (2669)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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