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Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43331) - you deserved it (2411)

On 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

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On 03/27/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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