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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41753) - you deserved it (9356)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44600) - you deserved it (9592)

On 08/23/2013 at 3:40am - misc - by seriously? -

looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML

#12826740
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (45030)

On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, mah fiancé an I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped an bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married an going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

#6423121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (5953)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

today I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long thathen the wind blew... the hars on my legs moved in the breeze. mega FML

#6270063
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7573) - you deserved it (44652)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

#3949576
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47070) - you deserved it (15763)

On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)



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