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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 391
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44474) - you deserved it (9893)

On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML


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On 08/23/2013 at 3:40am - misc - by seriously? -

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML


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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML


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On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML


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On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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