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looool I went wit ma family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned ouse !! We noticed te people ad left a lot of stuff biend so we loaded up te car wit books, records, etc !! As we were leaving, we saw te familyo lived tere drive up !! I robbed a ouse wit ma grandma !! FML
Today, mah fiancé an I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped an bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married an going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML
today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Friday 27 March 2015