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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 March 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1072
  • Number of comments : 193
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (2396)

On 12/19/2011 at 12:03am - health - by suhleedah18 - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (244505) - you deserved it (82520)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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