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Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were talking about childhood memories. He told me about a girl he made fun of in middle school. That was me. FML

#18479280
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37704) - you deserved it (3607)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

#18467127
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (2211)

On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

#18444648
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26312) - you deserved it (4614)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

#18417405
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28783) - you deserved it (8818)

On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States

Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML

#18414681
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (4239)

On 12/02/2011 at 9:06pm - intimacy - by Jess49 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26937) - you deserved it (3324)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

#18390822
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (5538)

On 11/30/2011 at 12:39am - work - by immy504 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29638) - you deserved it (8750)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I was verbally abused by a guy in a 4-wheel-drive twat-tank for listening to music on my iPod while I was "blocking the way." I was standing on the footpath waiting for a bus. At a bus stop. FML

#18343732
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23413) - you deserved it (2408)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by Dave B - Reserved

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (3903)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30728) - you deserved it (6403)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

#18325546
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29304) - you deserved it (5698)

On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34531) - you deserved it (6047)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34667) - you deserved it (7013)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)



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