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max367's favorite FMLs

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

#233
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49715) - you deserved it (4140)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61049) - you deserved it (3593)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66386) - you deserved it (18235)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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