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Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61031) - you deserved it (3586)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66288) - you deserved it (18219)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -



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