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by weeping_angel_ / 07/12/2014 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
by fuckmyjob / 06/19/2014 at 4:10pm / United States (Louisiana) / Work
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by sleeplessinrichmond / 09/15/2013 at 2:02am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by ihavenothing / 02/18/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/15/2010 at 5:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by elmalo68 / 09/19/2009 at 9:22pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by insideout / 05/10/2009 at 4:25pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
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