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About max2732 : Blind in one eye, deaf in one ear, but that doesn't mean my life sucks as much as yours!
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Today, at my first day working at Walmart, a customer asked if we have any egg cookers. I said I wasn't sure, but that I'd be "eggstatic" to go ask for him. The first clue I got to suggest he hated puns was him yelling "Don't get smart with me, boy!" and then threatening to kill me. FML
Friday 29 May 2015