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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 966
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mawang_sky : my english is poor .however i want to improve it . i want to go to USA,UK,France etc.hah

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Today, I got a call from a girl I was seeing. She said that she was falling for someone else, but she still liked me and couldn't decide what to do. Being the romantic (idiot) I am, I told her that she should do what would make her happiest, thinking that she would pick me. She didn't. FML

Today, my dog ate a $2,000 check. My credit card bill gets taken out of my bank account tomorrow. FML


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On 04/16/2011 at 9:06pm - money - by TDCC (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 10:04pm - work - by :| - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after watching over my drunken mother all last night to make sure she didn't choke on her own vomit, I came to the conclusion that at the age of 53, she's more of a party animal than I ever will be. I'm a 22 year old man. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by ForeverAlone (man) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML


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On 04/15/2011 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got dressed up for the first time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walked out to my car, I noticed that the passenger window was shattered and the car robbed. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML


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On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States

Today, I had to call AAA because not only did I lock my keys in the car, I also locked in my toddlers. FML


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On 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

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