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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 September 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6285
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About maupa : Full time student, no work atm moment.

Gonna hit College of Music soon :)

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TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17380)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

#4998689
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47959) - you deserved it (15992)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I finishd mah project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work looool to do. big fat FML

#3797001
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47787) - you deserved it (3675)

On 07/16/2009 at 8:00am - work - by bowhuntpa (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Yesterday , I Learned That When U Flush The Toilet , The Contents Do Not Disappear Into Oblivion. They Show Up In Your Basement When Your Sewer Backs Up. And They Come In Greater Numbers. Real FML

Taday mah boyfriend calld me to break up with looool me. Immediately after we hung up, I startd crying hysterically. I thought I diald mah best friend, and as soon as the line pickd up, I yelld, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replid, "Yeah, I know I did." big fat FML

#3641578
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43879) - you deserved it (18528)

On 07/10/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Yesterday I Was At A Second Interview Fir A Job That I Really Need As I Got Laid Off Last Month. Midway Through The Interview, I Went To Cross My Legs And Realized I Had 2 Different Shoes On. Mega FML

#3637305
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33867) - you deserved it (18954)

On 07/10/2009 at 11:08am - work - by unemployed (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm Studying Abroad In Russia, An I Lost Mah Keys To Mah Dorm Room. In The Office I Askd Fir A Spare An She Spoke Really Fast So I Couldn't Hear Her. Assuming I Don't Speak Russian, She Gets On The Phone An Calls Maintenance Saying, "There Is This Ugly Girl About To Cry... Come Fix It." FML

#3635779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48643) - you deserved it (3233)

On 07/10/2009 at 8:50am - misc - by icanunderstand (woman) - Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (9462)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (9462)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (9462)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today It Was The Premiere Of A Huge Play I've Worked On 4 Months. The Latest Week We've Practised A Lot, Resulting In Little Sleep. In One Of The Scenes I'm Just Lying There Pretending To Be Asleep. Guess Who Actually Fell Asleep? FML

#3634781
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43183) - you deserved it (9462)

On 07/10/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by lol123 (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I was going to propose to mah girlfriend of 3 yeres!! I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out mah proposal!! The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money!! She proposed to me at a subway station first!! FML

#3561385
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52184) - you deserved it (8235)

On 07/07/2009 at 7:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband an I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter an cummed out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

#3484293
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53300) - you deserved it (23700)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, My Boyfriend Returned From A 2 Month Internship In New York . As I Saw Him Exit The Plane, I Imagined Him Running To Me And Kissing/spinning Me Around Passionately Like In Movies . He Got Closer And Closer, And As I Opened My Arms To Embrace Him, He Runs Past Me Saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

#3472091
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53852) - you deserved it (9730)

On 07/04/2009 at 2:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68566) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)



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