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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13219) - you deserved it (37850)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on the large bungee drop at the West Edmonton Mall waterpark. As I was falling, my bikini top came off. I had to wait for the bungee rope to stop moving and the life guard to release the ankle strap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44024) - you deserved it (13693)

On 07/26/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by HorrorByrd (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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