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mattty1221
  • Town/Country : Fairfield, Ohio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 September 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 105
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mattty1221 : Enjoying every min of being me. Dunn as hell and I know it. Message me if ya wanna talk

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Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63181) - you deserved it (17998)

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