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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 February 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1665
  • Number of comments : 668
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 36 posted

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mattrd's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making lunch, when my two-year-old ran up to me and handed me an empty bottle of baby powder. I soon realized I'd be spending the rest of my day cleaning the entire house. FML

Today, I told my friend over the phone that I had to go drop the kids off at the pool. She told me that she didn't need to know about my bathroom habits and hung up on me. I really had to take my children to the local swimming pool for swim lessons. FML

#19844489
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23007) - you deserved it (2701)

On 06/25/2012 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

#19477089
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19529) - you deserved it (4613)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12060) - you deserved it (31312)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37816) - you deserved it (16386)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML

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132 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

#13380942
119 comments

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On 10/09/2010 at 5:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

#6443254
73 comments

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On 11/25/2009 at 9:43am - kids - by madeyoulaugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

#132176
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21549) - you deserved it (38199)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by riappp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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72 comments

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)



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