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matticus27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 963
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About matticus27 : Love animals and hockey.
Played since I was two and goalie since i was five. Currently have two snakes, two bearded dragons, a hedgehog, an evil cat, a russian tortoise, and have plans to get a border collie over the summer.
And I'm freaky fast.

Have a good one

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matticus27's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy