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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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mattb77's favorite FMLs

Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML

#21445738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22141) - you deserved it (2481)

On 07/22/2015 at 11:18pm - health - by skyllabeauty1234 - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44473) - you deserved it (20553)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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