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matt5th35hit

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matt5th35hit

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  • Birth Date : Friday 21 February 1986 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 24204
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About matt5th35hit : Just recovered this account info, made this about 5 years ago... Since then I've completed 3 associates degrees and a bachelor's in chemistry.

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Visits<b>TotallyTrudy</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:57pm<b>tellyc</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 3:48pm<b>eleanorrigby90</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 9:36am<b>kiante99</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 10:30am<b>kayzers</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:35am<b>purple_catch</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 9:46pm<b>savannahsoup15</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 11:57pm<b>JohnTheMermaid</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 4:55am<b>shadysheikj</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 3:45am<b>abbigalerose</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:04pm<b>sweetybaybeC</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 11:35am<b>ShooShoo013</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 8:11am<b>Si123</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 8:11am<b>ochoaj5</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 1:51am<b>badoo</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 7:59pm<b>slender_gab</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 4:54pm<b>Axelerate</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 3:48pm<b>coocookaylin</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:53pm

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Today, I almost drowned in the ocean after being sucked into a rip current. When I finally managed to make it back to shore breathless from all the energy it took to get back, I looked down and my swimming trunks were gone. I was crawling on the ground naked in front of a hundred people. FML



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