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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 248
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About mata2 : I'm 24, 5.7" at 135lbs. I'm a part time student at Av-Ed. Not much to say.. I'm shy takes me a bit before I can be myself (IRL). I'm a a professional website developer but I'm sick of sitting at the computer so I'm trying to become a pilot.

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