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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
masterblaster288's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 10/15/2013 at 2:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health
Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
by naughtymommy0317 / 06/20/2013 at 4:47am / United States / Intimacy
by Jodie / 02/03/2012 at 7:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by fml1977 / 03/04/2010 at 1:43am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
by dinapar / 07/14/2009 at 10:02am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
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