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maryiah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4193
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About maryiah : Why, hello there! Chances are if you message me, I won't reply. But, you can always try.

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maryiah's favorite FMLs

Today, I stuffed my buttcrack with toilet paper right before my job interview because I tend to sweat there a lot and was wearing a white skirt. I went to the bathroom afterward to take it out but it wasn't there anymore. It could have only gone up two places. FML

#5836
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19289) - you deserved it (13415)

On 02/02/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by wtf - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

#3826
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10026) - you deserved it (39870)

On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19084) - you deserved it (2532)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my grandmother who has Alzheimer's and can't usually remember my name, had a sudden moment of clarity and asked me why I'm still not married yet. FML

#3070
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24457) - you deserved it (1781)

On 01/28/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by calikola - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41499) - you deserved it (9861)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was hitting on a girl that was getting ready to walk into the same class as I. We were waiting outside the room, and I told her that I heard the Professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down in a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

#2109
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9947) - you deserved it (32821)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by footinmouth - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

#748
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20972) - you deserved it (1819)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by bex - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48741) - you deserved it (2484)

On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23373) - you deserved it (4579)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

#105
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15025) - you deserved it (38174)

On 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)



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