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maryiah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4450
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About maryiah : Why, hello there! Chances are if you message me, I won't reply. But, you can always try.

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YESTERDAY MAH BOYFRIEND ACCUSED ME OF CHEATING CUZ ACCORDING TO HIM, OUR CHILD DOES NOT HAVE HIS HAIR COLOR, EYE COLOR, OR OTHER FACIAL FEATURES. OUR SON IS FIVE DAYS OLD, BALD AND HASN'T OPENED HIS EYES MUCH. THE CLOSEST THING I CAN PROBABLY COMPARE HIM TO IS AN OLD, WRINKLY POTATO. FML

#20912171
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53780) - you deserved it (4235)

On 10/08/2013 at 5:55am - kids - by thisguy (woman) - United States (California)

2DAY I WAS PLAYING SOCCERHEN A PLAYER KICKED THE BALL AT MY CROTCH. IN PAIN , I KNEELED DOWN. THE REFEREE CUMMED UP TO ME ANHISPERED , "THE SMALLER THEY ARE , THE MORE IT HURTS." FML

#20911508
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42697) - you deserved it (3703)

On 10/07/2013 at 8:21pm - misc - by Agax (man) - United States (California)

today boyfriend cummed over 4 the first time after we made up from a huge fight . He loves cat , but she's sick right now so she wouldn't play with him . He yelled at me 4 ( making ) her not like him by ( telling her lies ) . FML

#20910894
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46370) - you deserved it (4747)

On 10/07/2013 at 12:20pm - animals - by littlekellilee (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today I Introduced Grlfriend To Mom. The Frst Thing Mom Did Was Look At Her Breasts And Mention That No Matter Wat Happens Hers Were The Frst That I Suckled On. FML

#20909928
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50671) - you deserved it (3582)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:54pm - love - by UHM (man) - United States

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51115) - you deserved it (4354)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, I was so sexually frustratd tat I trid getting off wit a banana. looool It was not enjoyable, 4 me or te banana. FML

#20906275
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35365) - you deserved it (29763)

On 10/03/2013 at 6:46pm - intimacy - by Kyra.45 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, at work, I was taking a woman's measurements wile se eld er screaming baby. To silence te infant, se wipped out er breast rigt tere and started feeding im. Moments later, e puked breast milk all over ma desk. FML

#20905964
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40747) - you deserved it (3594)

On 10/03/2013 at 1:39pm - work - by blargh - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

2day I was using the bathroom at McDonald'shen my wallet fell out of my pocket. A lady reached into my stall and tried to grab it. FML

Today at work as a cashier I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye an said ( Nice melons. ) FML

#20900810
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34087) - you deserved it (4439)

On 09/29/2013 at 5:12pm - work - by Nice Melons (woman) - United States

TODAY, I SENT MY BOYFRIEND A TEXT ASKING HIM TO COME OVER A LITTLE LATER AN HAVE SOME "FUN" WITH ME. HE TEXTED BACK, "WTF BABE? BREAKING BAD'S ON TONIGHT. YOU GOT A DILDO, FUCKING USE IT." FML

#20900698
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63571) - you deserved it (26417)

On 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by -___- (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a stranger pulld me out of te pat of a speeding taxicab. He ten took one look at my face, said, "I sould've left you tere", looool and walkd away. FML

#20900063
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43424) - you deserved it (4115)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

TODAY, MY BEST FRIEND CONFESSD TO ME THAT SHE'S A LESBIAN. SHE QUICKLY ADDD, ( OH, DON'T WORRY, I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE. ) FML

#20871260
81 comments

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On 09/07/2013 at 10:17am - misc - by ...thanks (woman) - United States

Today, I Got Yallad At By My Mom For Not Baing Surprisad Anoug At My Surprisa Birtday Party. Sa'd Told Ma About Itila Drunk Ta Nigt Bafora. FML

#20870923
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42559) - you deserved it (2898)

On 09/07/2013 at 12:50am - misc - by areyoukiddingme - United States

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53003) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today at Walmart..!! a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons!! My friend snickered that she must be on her period..!! prompting her to whirl around..!! storm over..!! an slap the hell out of me..!! thinking I was the one who said it!! FML

#20870447
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51867) - you deserved it (4073)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm - health - by what's a rimjob between friends? (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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