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maryiah

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6821
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About maryiah : Why, hello there! Chances are if you message me, I won't reply. But, you can always try.

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Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

#18424954
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32817) - you deserved it (5376)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

#18374727
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26609) - you deserved it (3252)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I called a friend of mine who was recently in an accident. She told me that the head trauma has caused her to lose all sense of smell and taste. To try and cheer her up, I suggested I take her out to lunch. FML

#18372646
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10031) - you deserved it (32572)

On 11/28/2011 at 1:30am - health - by MB - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38037) - you deserved it (7728)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14357) - you deserved it (61304)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML

#18244771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26700) - you deserved it (4134)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:23am - misc - by jocksblow - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

#18244080
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30357) - you deserved it (3105)

On 11/14/2011 at 3:45am - work - by Anon - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

#18167673
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17365) - you deserved it (38362)

On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60770) - you deserved it (6450)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, I was the 19th wheel at a party. Yes, I counted. FML

#18126270
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36063) - you deserved it (4651)

On 11/01/2011 at 1:01am - love - by Tom - United States

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

#17981728
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36110) - you deserved it (2385)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML

#17844542
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30624) - you deserved it (2462)

On 09/27/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML

#17787359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40525) - you deserved it (3050)

On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was fired for being a very happy and perky employee. According to my boss, it freaks both the customers and my co-workers out. FML

#17780072
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28342) - you deserved it (6602)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60148) - you deserved it (5933)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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