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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , it was really windy an rainy causing me to trip an knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself , I apologizd an pattd the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn an look at the kid , an discover I've been interacting with a trash can.


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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt . When he told me I had tenni elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis" . Then he asked me if I had a grlfriend . When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML


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On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet!! I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it!! As I dried it, some girls were laughing!! I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet!! Then I noticed my pants were still down!! FML


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On 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by tmac (woman) - United States

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

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