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Today, I realized that the only things I gained from my masters programs are more debt and the knowledge that you can use a semicolon in a list. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16195) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/19/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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On 04/04/2009 at 9:07pm - kids - by Nottheprettylady (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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