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About martin_martian7 : I bet you 5 bucks you are reading this.

I love sports especially soccer. Hit me up with a message if you want lol

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Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML


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