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Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML
by noweddingforyou / 09/29/2013 at 3:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 5:33pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by what / 09/25/2013 at 10:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 1:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by CandyCrushAddict / 09/21/2013 at 11:09am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm / Hungary (Szeged) / Love
by drunkenloser / 09/20/2013 at 3:22am / United States / Health
by BarryShitpeas / 09/19/2013 at 11:18am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health
by clean / 09/16/2013 at 3:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister came out of her room sobbing uncontrollably. When I asked what was wrong, she put her fingers in my face and asked if they smelled like pickles, and if "that's normal for girls". They did. It's not. FML
by Carebeareatu / 09/14/2013 at 1:42am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by spiritbeast33 / 09/11/2013 at 2:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/10/2013 at 9:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
by Evil_Angel_90 / 09/10/2013 at 7:36am / Australia / Animals
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana…