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  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 May 1988 (27 years)
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Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (63853) - you deserved it (4604)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46657) - you deserved it (5970)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49356) - you deserved it (8120)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was called into work to fix up their projection system. I drove 40 kilometers in peak hour to get there. As soon as I parked my car and was about to walk in, I got a phone call saying "Don't worry, we fixed it, you don't have to come in." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26700) - you deserved it (2081)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:37pm - work - by chiraag87 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (176510) - you deserved it (50653)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

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