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marshmallowmouse

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 15 May 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1311
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About marshmallowmouse : Butterfucks! I mean fuckerbutts! I mean butterflies.

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marshmallowmouse's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

by ZaraAce / 04/15/2011 at 7:38am / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Love

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

by vlcardenx3 / 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML

by Username / 03/12/2011 at 12:10am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was called into work to fix up their projection system. I drove 40 kilometers in peak hour to get there. As soon as I parked my car and was about to walk in, I got a phone call saying "Don't worry, we fixed it, you don't have to come in." FML

by chiraag87 / 11/06/2009 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

by alhummel21 / 02/12/2009 at 2:45am / United States (California) / Love