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marisol180's favorite FMLs
by fine / 02/28/2015 at 12:22am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by sam882 / 02/23/2015 at 1:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by superscript / 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Sprinkles / 02/04/2015 at 2:44am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
by Annomymous / 01/23/2015 at 1:12pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML
by frozenpoo / 01/20/2015 at 9:05pm / United States / Kids
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
by iamamermaid / 01/20/2015 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/02/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML
by danielzcwu / 12/29/2014 at 2:11pm / Taiwan (T'ai-pei) / Transportation
by lonesome / 12/14/2014 at 10:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, at the fast food joint I work at, I had to climb into the children's play area and chase out two horny teens who thought it was an appropriate place to stick their hands down each other's pants and fool around. I don't get paid enough for this shit. FML
by quickit / 12/05/2014 at 12:14pm / United States (New York) / Work
by angkal2002 / 11/21/2014 at 10:29pm / Australia / Kids
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
by Anonymous / 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…