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Today, I surprised my 7 and 1.5 year old girls with a princess dinner. I quickly realized it was a scam when the "princesses" arrived looking more suited to a bachelor party. I was able to quickly get the girls out, but have spent the evening explaining why Pocahontas was heavily tattooed. FML
by colorfun / 05/17/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by henrylikestreats / 04/30/2015 at 2:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML
by Anonymous / 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
by ChildFree / 04/20/2015 at 7:55pm / Saudi Arabia (Ar Riyad) / Kids
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2015 at 10:45am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/11/2015 at 3:56am / United States / Miscellaneous
by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML
by Anonyme / 03/27/2015 at 5:50am / France (Bretagne) / Love
Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML
by Anonymous / 03/26/2015 at 9:20am / United States (California) / Work
by TooShortToCleanThat / 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm / United States / Love
Today, I was playing Dance Dance Revolution in an arcade when a woman came up and asked me if playing it was my job. I laughed but then realized that it is actually the closest thing I have to a job. FML
by DDRFreak / 03/19/2015 at 5:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/17/2015 at 5:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by iAlissa / 03/13/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
by numbtongue / 03/13/2015 at 12:19am / New Zealand (Otago) / Health
- Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…