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marisol180's favorite FMLs
Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML
by dempasi / 05/06/2016 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by readytograduate / 05/06/2016 at 11:22am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by filipkm / 05/06/2016 at 10:37am / Slovenia (Ljubljana) / Health
Today, I was so exhausted that I took a quick nap on the floor of my classroom during one of my free periods. I must have turned off the alarm I set, because I was gently woken up to the giggles of a whole class of students. To make matters worse, I was lying in a big puddle of my own drool. FML
by SorrowsReward / 05/06/2016 at 7:08am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by gabimk23 / 03/23/2016 at 9:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by billjoebob424 / 03/18/2016 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've been awake for 4 days. My doctor recently put me on enough sleeping pills to kill a small country, but when I take them it's like a shot of adrenaline. I'm wide awake and tired as all hell at the same time. FML
by dead / 03/18/2016 at 3:40pm / United Kingdom / Health
by the fuck? / 03/05/2016 at 4:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…