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marisol180's favorite FMLs
Today, two teen girls got into a shouting match at the table next to mine at the food court. Sensing a fight brewing, I got up to leave. I stood up just in time for one of the girls to throw her tray, which missed her target and hit me in the head. FML
by LiLMAMA0523 / 01/21/2016 at 9:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML
by enya / 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm / Luxembourg / Miscellaneous
by _7_8_9__1 / 01/11/2016 at 10:25pm / United States / Health
Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML
by AccidentalFlasher / 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/29/2015 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I got together a surprise party for my mom's birthday. I invited all her friends and her douchebag boyfriend who I don't get along with. When my mom got home, he took credit and got her friends to back him up with bribing. My mom said I'm selfish and horrible for not trying for her. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/07/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Kisuke_Urahara / 11/29/2015 at 9:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by AlwaysAfraid / 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by btoker / 10/15/2015 at 12:16pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/11/2015 at 9:25am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 9:45am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Work
Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2015 at 7:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by wormiformed / 10/03/2015 at 12:14am / New Zealand / Work