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by Anonymous / 10/09/2015 at 5:06am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 9:45am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Work
Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2015 at 7:45am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by wormiformed / 10/03/2015 at 12:14am / New Zealand / Work
by sad-boing / 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML
by Mindersss / 10/01/2015 at 6:46am / United Kingdom / Work
by Out of Ice Cream / 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm / United States / Love
Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML
by DontBeRude / 09/28/2015 at 12:05am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/26/2015 at 8:08am / United States / Love
Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML
by Thai that on for size / 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Love
by M / 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm / United Kingdom (North Somerset) / Intimacy
Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm / Japan / Health
by annabellatrix / 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm / Hungary / Intimacy
Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML
by Mrs. Ned / 09/08/2015 at 10:00pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
- Today, my little cousin that's sleeping over tried to reenact the game "Elsa brain surgery" with me… Today, My dad had not had the chance to be with us on Fathers day so we simply had a breakfast for… Today, I am at work as a programmer. It's 32°C/90°F outside and my coworker needs to have 3 desktop…