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marisol180's favorite FMLs
Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
by xoxo_retailslave420_xoxo / 05/21/2016 at 8:57am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML
by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 3:38pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
by LucyLollipop / 05/16/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I nearly got shitcanned for falling asleep on the job. The only reason I was so dead tired was because my idiot roommates decided to get high last night and loudly argue for hours about stupid crap like "Is it gay to screw a clone of yourself?" I got less than 2 hours of sleep because of them. FML
by Anonymous / 05/15/2016 at 11:18pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by forever_young / 05/13/2016 at 9:03am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by superb12345 / 05/11/2016 at 10:50pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by stop_crying / 05/11/2016 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, while shopping, I told my wife I'd love some pork chops for dinner. Someone nearby muttered, "That's practically cannibalism, ya fat pig." My wife immediately had a "coughing attack" that sounded suspiciously like it was covering up laughter. FML
by dempasi / 05/06/2016 at 2:51pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by readytograduate / 05/06/2016 at 11:22am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by filipkm / 05/06/2016 at 10:37am / Slovenia (Ljubljana) / Health
Today, I was so exhausted that I took a quick nap on the floor of my classroom during one of my free periods. I must have turned off the alarm I set, because I was gently woken up to the giggles of a whole class of students. To make matters worse, I was lying in a big puddle of my own drool. FML
by SorrowsReward / 05/06/2016 at 7:08am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Work
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work