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marisol180's favorite FMLs
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
by creeper-status / 05/05/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by probablyadopted1 / 05/04/2016 at 12:39pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by NickySimpson / 04/29/2016 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love
by gabimk23 / 03/23/2016 at 9:54am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by billjoebob424 / 03/18/2016 at 9:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've been awake for 4 days. My doctor recently put me on enough sleeping pills to kill a small country, but when I take them it's like a shot of adrenaline. I'm wide awake and tired as all hell at the same time. FML
by dead / 03/18/2016 at 3:40pm / United Kingdom / Health
by the fuck? / 03/05/2016 at 4:49am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I worked such a long shift at Panera that when my boyfriend called later, I answered, "It's a fresh day at Panera Bread in [town], this is [name] speaking. How may I help you?" He thought it was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 7:53pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
Today, I sent an email to my teacher asking if a source was a primary source, he replied yes. I got my grade back for my essay and it was worse than I expected. My teacher said it was because I didn't use a primary source. I showed him the email, to which he replied, "Well, I was wrong in the email." FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 8:16am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/15/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML
by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals