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Today, I received the honorary title of "student of the month," because I'm the only quiet kid during class. Truth is, I just have no friends. I was given an award for being socially awkward. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23901) - you deserved it (2319)

On 10/23/2015 at 6:33pm - misc - by AlwaysAfraid (woman) - United States

Today, I opened up to my boyfriend about being sexually abused in the past. He said it explains why I'm "such a bitch" when it comes to personal contact. FML

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26911) - you deserved it (2980)

On 10/11/2015 at 9:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to choke back tears as my cockslap of a brother brutally mocked me for being a 25-year-old loser who's never been kissed by a girl, while at 14 he's already lost his virginity. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28728) - you deserved it (4324)

On 10/09/2015 at 5:06am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22433) - you deserved it (2001)

On 10/07/2015 at 9:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, my wannabe psychologist of a brother accused me of lying about all the violence and emotional abuse my ex inflicted on me, all because I went into "too much detail" when describing it, which he says is something only liars do. Thanks for the support. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22594) - you deserved it (1485)

On 10/04/2015 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had an emergency appendectomy, so I texted my boss to let him know about the situation. He replied that it'd be good for my continued employment prospects if I come into work tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23038) - you deserved it (1401)

On 10/03/2015 at 12:14am - work - by wormiformed (man) - New Zealand

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21631) - you deserved it (6119)

On 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm - intimacy - by sad-boing (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I started my new job. Not even 2 hours in did some old man ask me where I live, what's my number, and if I was interested in being with him and his friends. This guy is at least over 50 and works with me. I left my old job because some old men kept asking the same things. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27283) - you deserved it (2011)

On 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm - love - by Out of Ice Cream - United States

Today, my mother felt the need to remind me not to fall in love with a fictional character. After laughing and reassuring her that I knew the difference between fiction and reality, she replied, "You know, honey, sometimes I'm not so sure." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (3576)

On 09/28/2015 at 12:05am - love - by DontBeRude (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (22954) - you deserved it (3721)

On 09/26/2015 at 8:08am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, a guy kept flirting with me despite all my hints for him to kindly fuck off and die, so I lied and said I'm a lesbian. This didn't stop him. It got so bad, I had to claim I was born with a dick and say that's why I like girls. Only then did he say "Eeewww..." and back off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24022) - you deserved it (2372)

On 09/25/2015 at 3:56pm - love - by Thai that on for size (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML


I agree, your life sucks (26362) - you deserved it (2162)

On 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by M - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (3054)

On 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan

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