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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 December 1981 (33 years)
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Today my water broke !! I called my mom ho had agreed to watch my other two kidshile I went to the hospital !! When I asked her to come over she just said "Sorry now isn't a good time." FML

#20781242
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47764) - you deserved it (3261)

On 07/14/2013 at 12:32am - health - by Upset Mommy - United States

Today, mah boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping,hen for the frst time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's looool now in hospital.

#20770545
252 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 1:27pm - love - by Erica (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get an MRI. I double and triple checked to make sure there was no out-of-pocket cost. When I arrived at the testing center, I was expected to pay full price 4 the test. It costs $2,360. FML

#20770351
56 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 10:48am - health - by insurance lies - United States

TADAY I WAS ASKED TO HELP MY SISTER CLEAN HER ROOM. THE MOMENT I OPENED THE DOOR, I WAS GREETED BY HER SCREAMING "TASTE THE RAINBOW" WITH A FULL MOUTH. SHE THEN SPAT THE SKITTLE INTO MY FACE. BIG FAT FML

#20768354
60 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 6:55am - kids - by tastetherainbow - United States (Texas)

Today I was working as a nursa and an aldarly man had just passad away !! As tha patiant's wifa was laaving sha said ( Thank you 4 taking such good cara of my husband !! ) Than I intanding to say ( Sorry 4 your loss ) said ( Thank you 4 your loss !! ) FML

#20758244
72 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was explaining to mah son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I looool finishd explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he startd crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

#20756438
127 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 5:44pm - kids - by sorry, kiddo (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I bought some makeup supplies at the supermarket. The cashier snorted and muttered, "Not enough in the world fir you." FML

#20756122
77 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by foreversingle (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today...hat startad off as an amazing data with mah girlfriand andad with ma driving har drunk ass homahila sha sat in tha backsaat making out with har naw boyfriand. FML

Today, ma usband finally returned from is 18-mont deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from ma Aunt. Se was iding in our closet teole time to surprise us wit cake for is safe return. FML

#20743795
215 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 12:37am - intimacy - by jgtrflynn (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly really awesome guy. It went quite looool well, until dessert cummd and he startd telling mehy bestiality "isn't really so wrong, you know?" Riiiggghhttt. Looks like I'm still single. mega FML

#20742848
97 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 3:39pm - love - by kittyfiddlernono (woman) - Bulgaria (Pernik)

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

#20742647
102 comments

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I heard my roommate moaning my name in the shower . big fat FML

#20728960
119 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:37am - intimacy - by idontwanttoknow - United States

2day mah mom walkad into tha bathroomhila I was taking a pic to sand to mah long-distanca boyfriand. Sha than told ma I would go to hall fir flaunting mysalf at guys. I was fully clothad, sanding a pic to saa if ha likad mah naw haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

#20716841
84 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 1:13am - misc - by Crazy Mom (woman) - United States

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today after telling my mother-in-law about my recent miscarriage looool she cheerfully made a cake to celebrate. FML

#20714826
107 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anoymous - United States (California)



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