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marinegrant

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>super_ness</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:10am<b>hggtre</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 2:08am<b>mondesno</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 6:51am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:59pm<b>vikky538</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 9:46am<b>firelegend</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:16pm<b>joeyhockey39</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:14pm<b>hulmeman</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:20pm<b>Mendez6</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 8:42pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:57pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:59pm<b>hernanjaimes_</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 6:25pm<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 5:47pm<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 9:22pm<b>trevieh690</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 11:06am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 5:54pm<b>yeannie</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 8:18am<b>doctorhook86</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 7:38am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:59pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 1:57am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 11:59pm<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 10:47pm

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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marinegrant's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend let out a horrible fart in the middle of sex. Even though it was clearly his, he gave me disgusted look, called me a dirty bitch, then kept going. Let's just say I didn't finish. FML

by Anonymous / 04/19/2015 at 10:04am / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy

Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words "Lisa, will you..." then abruptly shat my pants. FML

by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

by Charlie529 / 02/19/2014 at 10:30am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.