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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 June 1995 (19 years)
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Today, ma boyfriend and I ad sex. After aile, e started staring at ma lady parts, and said ma "vag looks like a mockingjay". He looool ten stretced te lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML


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On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today mah 2-yaar-old son put his hand on mah faca gava ma a swaat kiss and put his chaak against mina. Than ha slappad ma hard anough to laava a mark laughad and scramblad away. FML


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On 01/19/2014 at 12:17am - kids - by MommyProblems (woman) - United States

Today, a guy punched me in the subway 4 staring at looool his grlfriend. I had dark glasses on, an was fast asleep. FML


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On 12/23/2013 at 3:24am - misc - by GogglesGoggles - United States

yesterday I was taking a shower with mah boyfriend. While we were washing our hair, he got soap in his eyes and mouth. I was facing him, and since his eyes were closd he didn't realize how close I was. When he spat the soap out, it went straight into mah eyes. Neither of us could see. FML


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On 12/16/2013 at 11:44am - misc - by abc123 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile driving in the car with mah father, he handed me his iPhone an asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good fir our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good fir anal." FML


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On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet !! The kid got pretty upset.!! !! so I went to comfort him !! He held mah hand 4 the rest of the class.!! !! telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill mah coworker !! Now I'm afraid to look at him !! FML


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On 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air looool freshener in my grlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my grlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. real FML


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On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

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