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mariebog

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About mariebog : Hey there!
So you're obviously interested in knowing more about me than just location and gender.
I love music, especially all kind of rock. My favourites are Atreyu, Slipknot, Three Days Grace, Evanescence and Breaking Benjamin. I play Guitar Hero and I have almost every GH game, except for GH1. I like drawing, and I especially love drawing women and female elves. My favourite games are the Assassin's Creed games (I have all of them), Call of Duty MW2 (Yes, I hate the newer ones) and I used to play WoW until Blizzard ruined it.

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Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

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