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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2669
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About mariazzz : 37, live in Sydney, born and raised in New Zealand, have two beautiful girls and my motto in life is "live, laugh, dance"

mariazzz's page activity

Visits<b>jordanrecatto</b> - 15 hours ago<b>Driving_Gaming</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:46am<b>user109012</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:40am<b>thesnypist8</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 8:00am<b>Celestial_Dreams</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 11:38pm<b>KaylaRox1908</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:14am<b>Flippier999</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:28am<b>Myndiva</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:36pm<b>Confederate_1861</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 10:26pm<b>mrlawlor7777</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 12:52am<b>ontheFLY4</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 4:59pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:29am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:37pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 1:27am<b>deathscale500</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 11:21pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:15pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 2:59am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 6:03pm

Fucked!<b>jordanrecatto</b> - 9 hours ago<b>Confederate_1861</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 4:26am<b>venomousflower</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 6:15pm<b>Toolishing</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 4:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 9:21pm

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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mariazzz's favorite FMLs

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49544) - you deserved it (14512)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38574) - you deserved it (32131)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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