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by tequilashot / 09/20/2016 at 12:40am / Brazil (Rio Grande do Sul) / Love
by Aeare_ / 09/17/2016 at 12:15am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Undersexed / 09/14/2016 at 6:01pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by livingonmyownfromnowon / 09/13/2016 at 2:38am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Is_This_Real / 09/12/2016 at 10:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
by MarsMayFall / 09/12/2016 at 5:56am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2016 at 10:00am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML
by QuietGirlSucks / 08/30/2016 at 11:51am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a terrible dream where my aunt paid a stripper to have sex with me, since I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a guy yet. I ended up taking the dream-stripper to the mall for snacks instead. Even my dreams are mocking me. FML
by forever alone / 08/30/2016 at 9:55am / Trinidad and Tobago (San Fernando) / Miscellaneous
by shrek / 08/29/2016 at 6:26am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by tragic / 08/29/2016 at 12:51am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by anon... / 08/26/2016 at 12:10am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
by emancipate my ass / 07/24/2016 at 12:02am / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…