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by Brunette, small breasts / 07/24/2016 at 2:51pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Love
Today, I went downstairs to get a drink and overheard my grandparents talking about me. They spent a good 15 minutes double-team attacking me for my failings as a human being, mainly me not being married with children yet. I'm barely 20. FML
by jaci / 07/24/2016 at 11:27am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to listen from the next room as my dad cheated on his girlfriend with his married boss. He's 57, looks like a troll, and doesn't smell much better than one either. Meanwhile I'm 24 and couldn't get laid, much less get a date, if my life depended on it. FML
by emancipate my ass / 07/24/2016 at 12:02am / Miscellaneous
by Jioune / 07/05/2016 at 5:56pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by swervelol / 07/04/2016 at 3:16pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/01/2016 at 2:24pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
by ThirdWheelHell / 06/30/2016 at 2:07am / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
by anonymous / 06/25/2016 at 11:50pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
Today, after a lifetime of being single, my parents finally found me a nice, intelligent, pretty girl. I was really excited, until she backed out on me when she found out our star signs don't match. FML
by mrtoolate / 06/19/2016 at 4:58am / India (Maharashtra) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by myusofwe / 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm / Puerto Rico / Intimacy
by doodlecrzyMeg / 02/04/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML
by LL / 02/04/2016 at 9:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by letstradefamilies / 12/21/2015 at 4:50pm / United States (California) / Holidays