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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 October 1975 (39 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1317
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 34 posted

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margie4peace's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words sliphen I droppd something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb an his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10243) - you deserved it (34071)

On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today , I woke up to a looool homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch!!


I agree, your life sucks (37412) - you deserved it (3534)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)

Today, mah mom textd me in the middle of mah end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needd me to come home ASAP. While skipping mah exam, I finally got home to find out mah mom forgot wat the emergency was. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30002) - you deserved it (5313)

On 11/06/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by failedexam (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since ers are perfectly done. Wat I didn't know is se gets ers professionally saped an se doesn't know ow to sape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37028) - you deserved it (20858)

On 08/17/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful lyk I had hoped, he yelled at me fir cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52014) - you deserved it (3830)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by overthehorizon (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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