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About margie4peace : FML addict
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeon at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeon moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
Today, mah mom textd me in the middle of mah end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needd me to come home ASAP. While skipping mah exam, I finally got home to find out mah mom forgot wat the emergency was. FML
Today, I asked my aunt to pluck my eyebrows since ers are perfectly done. Wat I didn't know is se gets ers professionally saped an se doesn't know ow to sape eyebrows. I now look like a surprised Vulcan. FML
Today, I thought I would surprise my dad by mowing our entire 2 acre lawn. When he got home, instead of being grateful lyk I had hoped, he yelled at me fir cutting in vertical lines instead of horizontal. FML
Friday 27 March 2015