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- Today, due to a spate of burglaries, I updated the security on my house. Latches, locks, gates, I… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…