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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5495
  • Number of comments : 424
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About maphineRAWRS : Hai i'm Josie :)
I live in Sydney, Australia and I have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Happiness is important to me. Things don't make me happy, I make myself happy and it doesn't matter what choice I make i'll make the most of what I choose.

I have a bad case of Wunderlust; (A strong desire to travel) which I will be fulfilling later on this year when I go to The UK/Europe then America/Canada.

I'm really friendly, you know that person that makes conversation and is always smiling? Yeah, thats me.
Exceptions include when i'm hungry and/or just woken up haha.

I'm the lead singer in a band with 4 of my best guy mates and I love it.

Anyway, thanks for stopping by.. keep smiling :) x

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Today, I was walking mah dog when he decidd that he was too lazy to continue walking!! It endd looool up with me looking lyk a crazy dog lady carrying mah medium-sizd dog home!! FML

#20448490
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25839) - you deserved it (4627)

On 01/08/2013 at 6:56pm - animals - by life// (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

2day I took mah grandma to wat I thought was a nice movie. An actor used the word ( cunt ), which prompted her to ask wat that word meant in a loud ( whisper ). She followed up even more loudly with, ( Does that mean pussy? ) FML

#20447919
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30754) - you deserved it (4345)

On 01/08/2013 at 12:10pm - misc - by troll of a gran - United States (Oklahoma)

I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password looool and now I have no idea wat it could be. FML

#19911414
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (4260)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

yesterdayhen I went to pay 4 my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10846) - you deserved it (24932)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today... I discovered how startling it is to wake up by having yur cat springboard off yur face. The intended prey? Two fornicating geckos on the cieling. big fat FML

I walkd out onto te driveway to find ma mom standing on te wet pavement... screaming at te worms tat ad come out after te rain... saying tat tey were "on private property" and tat tey were "trespassing." All of our niegbor ad come out of tere ouse to watc. FML

#19085397
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26544) - you deserved it (1963)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, Mah Social Anxiaty Got So Bad, I Naarly Had A Panic Attackhan Too Many Paopla Joind Mah World Of Warcraft Party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24638) - you deserved it (15755)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Using A Restroom When I Hered Someone Sneeze . I Said, "Bless You." It Happened Again About Three Times, So I Repeated Myself Each Time . I Then Noticed It Was An Automatic Air Freshener . FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15907) - you deserved it (22796)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally told mah mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17352) - you deserved it (21935)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, I trid to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (6179)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got stuck in a ravolving door. FML

#18972343
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20043) - you deserved it (8793)

On 02/01/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by pmony - United States (New York)

Today, I sold ma Xbox an Kinect to a guy. I forgot tat sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, an te Kinect would make videos. Tis guy now as videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12812) - you deserved it (46732)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY... MAH SISTER ATTACKED ME AND STUFFED A TIC TAC UP MAH NOSE. I'M CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HAVE IT REMOVED. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29317) - you deserved it (2771)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)



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